Aug 21 2015 Published by gerty-z under Uncategorized
What is your favorite way to get out of meetings? I had some ideas on twitter, but some folks thought that the blogosphere might be better for this query.
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Answer every question with "I know you are, but what am I?"
Candy Crush Saga. Music on. No headphones.
Ask if they have a lactation room you can use because your '11 year old has been downing the stuff like crazy lately'
Use stapler to practice adhering your carotid artery to deep cervical fascia.
Pretend to take a call. Yell OMG NO as you run out of the room.
Put your hand over your mouth and run out of the room as fast as you can.
Offer to start the meeting with a slideshow.
this would be very effective for you
They used to make us do presentations on health topics. I did one on genital myiasis - 300 slides. I was asked to never do a presentation again, and they didn't mind when I stopped going to them.
Why oh why did I have to google genital myiasis? Ugh...
you are unfamiliar with JCW, I presume
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I like to pregame by asking for an updated agenda. Then pointing out errors, asking for corrections....often time invitations go away.
Are you having a stroke comradde?
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