GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!
I'm talking about the JAYFK Holiday Vaccine Drive. I'm sure that you all <3 the JAYFK for the insightful snark and ranty-ness. But this is totally serious. Kids are dying because they can't get vaccinated against measles. The Red Cross has put together a site that makes it easy to do something to help vaccinate these kids. So, if you are still looking for the perfect gift for the person that has it all, consider your work done. Because if you clickity on over there you can give that person the joy of knowing that they saved some lives. Adorable kiddo lives, even. That is a present that is full of win.
But really, don't thank me. I am pretty sure the super-fabulous @DrRubidium is the mastermind here.