I get that when starting up a new lab that there will be inevitable speed bumps. Sure, this didn't stop me from swearing when the freezer I ordered came with plugs that didn't fit into the receptacles available. But I figured out a way to persevere, and in the end everything worked out. But now. Now I am approaching the end of my rope. So, I would like to offer this letter to the Purchasing Dept. at my MRU:
Dear Purchasing Official:
Fuck you. You have been fucking with me for almost 6 months. I do not understand WHY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD you seem unwilling to place my order. Do you not realize that if I can't get this inexpensive little Slicer that my super-important Slicer/Dicer/Julienner equipment WILL NOT EVER BE FUNCTIONAL??!!!!??!?! Or do you just not care? Just, by chance, did someone give you a giant roll of red tape for your birthday and you decided to unload the whole fuck-wad of it on me?
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? IS IT REALLY SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK THAT YOU JUST SUBMIT MY DAMN ORDER SO I CAN DO THE FUCKING RESEARCH THAT YOU HIRED ME TO DO?
I HOPE YOU ROT IN ADMINISTRATIVE HELL. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR "RULES"